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#1
Commas can change the meaning of a sentence.
Example: I like to eat apples. ---> I like to eat commas.
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#2
I like my apples how I like my penis...
In cider.
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#3
Why did the smoothie get assassinated?
He got mixed up with a few bad apples.
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#4
Have you heard the one about the 10 apples and 8 of them were good?
... 2 bad.
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#5
Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch
a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling..
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#6
FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples
is not who can drink all the water.
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#7
Horse detective stood in the rain and looked out to sea.
He thought about justice and fate. He thought about her. He thought about apples.
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#8
What's loud and sounds like "apples"?
*APPLES!!!*
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#9
Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put "delicious" in their name.
Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize.
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#10
Lucky that guy in Good Will
Hunting liked apples.
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#11
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?
Because they're crab apples !
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#12
In school it be like 2+2=4.
Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf
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#13
How many apples grow on trees?
All of them..
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#14
What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
A bookworm !
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#15
If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got?
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
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#16
I saw my ex wife in a grocery store.
"Having fun there?" I asked her, as she felt up the apples. "Does that remind you of someone?" She said, "No, but this does," Then she started rubbing the grapes.
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#17
Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old
idiot who named Red Delicious apples.
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#18
Granny Smith must have been a shitty
person because her apples suck.
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#19
Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring?
He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile.
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#20
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks.
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