What Are Approved Jokes?
Approved Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of approved jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Today has been approved by
both my middle fingers.
#2
Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance!
*this fb status had been approved and paid for by Alcohol
#3
If you steal my identity and get a credit card I'll be impressed.
Not because you stole my identity, but because you got approved. Kudos!
#4
What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
#5
getting my loan approved at the bank by lying on my back and executing
a series of flawless air kicks right there in the lobbby
#6
[OC] Got approved for a 15 year 3.25% Mortgage loan 4.20 was too high for a 30 year .......
sorry I'll see myself out.
#7
I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby....
Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals.
#8
What is mother-approved and child-tested?
Coat-Hanger Abortions
#9
Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague.
The Czech's in the Male
#10
The FDA has approved a new camera that can be swallowed so that doctors can look at the inside of their patients' bodies.
So to answer your question: Yes, selfies CAN get worse.
#11
I got a letter in the mail saying I was pre-approved for a Walmart Credit Card.
Not sure if I should be honored or ashamed.
Why People Enjoy Approved Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and approved jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love approved jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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