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#1
What are those small bumps around women's nipples?
It's Braille for "Suck Here"
#2
If Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives?
America
#3
I can't believe that those two are still
together after all that shit...
#4
Ebola has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks.
AIDS has been here for 55 years and fools still don't use a condom
#5
I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar
to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans.
#6
Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal.
You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
#7
When a person says a book is so good they can't put it down, but yet, are not holding that book.
This is why I have trust issues.
#8
Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors.
They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock.
#9
There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and..
wait, shit
#10
Short people are oppressed They're
always getting overlooked.
#11
They say money doesn't grow on trees
So what are hedgefunds then?
#12
Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ?
Dad: Why is that what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !
#13
If two vegetarians are arguing
Is it considered a beef?
#14
Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
#15
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
#16
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly
surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along.
#17
Damn girl, are you a pig?
Because your mother looks like a pig. Because you look damn hot bacon in the Sun. Because I want to stuff you like Thanksgiving dinner. . . . More suggestions appreciated
#18
Two potatoes are standing on the corner.
How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one with the sticker that says, "Idaho".
#19
I'd like to say that ALL quilts are great...
...but I try to avoid making blanket statements.
#20
Me: *crawls in window* Him: What are you doing?!
Me: You're my boyfriend now? Him: I'm calling the cops Me: But you retweeted me??
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