What Are Argon Jokes?
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#1
Argon walks into a bar.
And the bartender says, "We don't serve Noble Gasses in here!" Argon does not react.
#2
Joke for chemistry nerds ;) Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says: -We don't serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn't react.
#3
I want to tell a chemistry joke...
But all the good ones argon.
#4
I'd love to tell you a science joke...
...but all the good ones argon.
#5
I was going to tell a joke in chemistry class today but I couldn't think of one.
All the good chemistry jokes argon.
#6
I was thinking about making a chemistry
joke But all the good ones argon.
#7
Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon.
Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay.
#8
I was gonna make a chemistry joke...
But all the good ones Argon.
#9
Why was the laser sad?
All his gas is Argon.
#10
Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?
They never got a reaction out of him.
#11
Argon walks into a bar...
bartender says, "we don't serve your kind". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him.
#12
I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes.
All of the good ones argon.
#13
Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon.
When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied, " They Argon."
#14
Science jokes these days...
All the good ones Argon.
#15
Argon walks into a bar The bartender kicks him out.
Argon doesn't react.
#16
[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here?
Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer.
#17
K: 1s(2)2s(2)2p(6)3s(2)3p(6)4s(1) Or you can write it in noble gas notation as [Ar]4s(1) and all of those numbers argon.
(OC)
#18
WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell
you a good chem joke but the best ones argon.
#19
I would tell your a chemistry joke
But all the good ones argon
#20
What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?
Noble rocks
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