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What Are Ark Jokes?

Ark Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ark jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"COME ON!
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE HOURS AGO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED?" Noah yelled, waiting for the sloths to get on the Ark
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#2
[Noah's Ark] Noah: How will the animals reproduce?
God: You took a male & female, right? Noah: YOU SAID BRING 2 YOU DIDN'T SAY 1 OF EACH SEX
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#3
The rain is starting to worry me.
I'm afraid that because I have a beard that my friends will expect me to build an ark.
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#4
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark-hives.
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#5
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In his ark hives
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#6
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect !
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#7
Plan ahead - It wasn't raining
when Noah built the ark.
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#8
Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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#9
A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and
pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark.
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#10
So in the old days Jesus told me that he
needs an ark, I reply : "I noah guy"
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#11
Need an ark?
i Noah guy
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#12
What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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#13
Where did Noah keep his bees?
The Ark Hives
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#14
Where does Noah store his bees?
The ark-hives.
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#15
Do you need an Ark?
I Noah guy.
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#16
It's been raining so much, I have begun the construction on my Ark.
If you need any help I Noah guy.
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#17
"NOAH.
YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK" k "NOT "K" THIS IS IMPORTANT" Sorry "THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT" Even fish? *THUNDER* "NO NOT FISH
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#18
Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open.
The Ark melted.
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#19
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives
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#20
God: Noah, I need an ark.
Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ark jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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