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#1
What is an amputees favorite movie?
Armageddon.
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#2
Armageddon...
...tired of all these Rapture jokes.
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#3
so what if I can't spell Armageddon..
.. it's not the end of the world.
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#4
Why is it called Armageddon?
Because everyone will be *ermahgerd*'n
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#5
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means?
It's not the end of the world
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#6
So what if I can't spell "Armageddon" I
mean, it's not the end of the world.
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#7
I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell "Armageddon"
But my friend said "don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"
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#8
Knock knock _Who's there?_ Armageddon _Armageddon
who?_ Armageddon too old for this shit!
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#9
Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce
Willis blows up): "lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."
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#10
I misspelled armageddon the other day...
But I guess it's not the end of the world
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#11
Knock Knock Who's there !
Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !
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#12
Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming?
Paper beats rock...
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#13
Remember to crowd around the baggage carousel like it's armageddon and
the bags are the last remaining food items on earth, you animals.
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