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What Are Armour Jokes?

Armour Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of armour jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Where do Knights get their armour?
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
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#2
Ladies, the knight with the shiniest Armour has
done the least amount of brave or cool sh*t.
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#3
Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A: A bite in shining armour.
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#4
Why is French body armour so cheap?
They only need it for their back
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#5
I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour...
I guess I have a Boba Fettish
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#6
Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently?
He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!
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#7
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
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#8
What's a thief's favorite type of armour?
Steel armour
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#9
Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour
has done the least amount of brave or cool shit.
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#10
When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ?
Rust in peace !
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#11
Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you
give body armour manufacturers a bad name.
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#12
BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness.
You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour.
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#13
judge: "you have chosen to defend yourself, is that correct?" me:
[muffled from inside full suit of armour] "that's correct"
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#14
Why is leather armour the best for sneaking?
Because it's literally made of hide. *Ba Dum Tsss
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