What Are Arse Jokes?
Arse Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of arse jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call a Amish man with his
arm up a horses arse A mechanic
#2
It's my birthday today and, as a special treat, my wife has said I can have anything I want tonight.
Her arse will be red raw tomorrow. Curry for dinner.
#3
What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?
She wiped her arse.
#4
When I heard they had found the cure for dyslexia..
It was like music to my arse
#5
A fly gets hit by a truck.
what is the last thing to go through it's head? It's arse
#6
I asked my friend what he does for a living.
He said, "I cut the arse off a cow and cook it." At least he's making ends meet.
#7
A guy is talking to his friend about his new girlfriend "I did her up the arse on the first date" the guy reveals proudly.
"no shit?" His friend replies. "nah, she had an enema beforehand"
#8
When i heard they had invented a cure for dyslexia....
It was music to my arse
#9
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his arse
#10
I've fallen in love' My husband yelled to me as his
arse cheeks splashed against the toilet water.
#11
Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body.
Every time I pull one it makes my arse hole twitch.
#12
Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So every morning I slap her arse and say "two sugars fatty".
#13
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A very soar arse
#14
Madonna goes on her arse,
To much Material Girl ..
#15
Whats the difference between Marmalade and Jam?
You cant marmalade your cock up a womans arse...
#16
What do gay Polish men like most up their arse?
Poles.
#17
I went for my prostate examination this morning.After inserting a finger into my arse and having
a good feel around, the doctor looked at me and said, "that should be my finger, not yours"
#18
They say travel broadens the mind...
Except for Americans, where it just seems to widen the arse (Jimmy Carr)
#19
Critics of Islam are advocating the use of pages of the Quran as toilet paper which
brings into question ones own wisdom for whipping ones arse with bullshit.
#20
I was in bed with the wife the other night and she said if I turned the bedside light out she'd take it up the arse...
Maybe I should have let it cool down a bit first.
Why People Enjoy Arse Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and arse jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love arse jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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