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Arteries Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of arteries jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A guy died from arteries clogging.
The doctors' efforts were in vein.
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#2
Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end...
Then that person would die.
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#3
The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia.
Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*.
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#4
Did you know?
If you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die.
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#5
Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, "Hey, I found you on
Twitter" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart.
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#6
Arteries have a special
place in my heart
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#7
"If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them
end-to-end, the person will die." -- Neil deGrasse Tyson https://twitter.com/neiltyson
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