What Are Ashley Jokes?
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#1
I've been on Ashley Madison for over a year now.
About time I got fucked.
#2
The Dominos "tracker" says Ashley just left with my pizza so I only have a few minutes to get naked.
Just glad it's not Brad... ...again.
#3
I was looking for a dating website with lots
of Christians So I joined Ashley Madison
#4
I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy...
They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating.
#5
She got a big booty so I call her Ashley because that's
her real name and I don't objectify women.
#6
Audltery We used to brand women with the Scarlet
Letter (A)...now we celebrate Ashley Madison
#7
Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?
They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.
#8
Did you guys hear about that pastor who refused to perform a Full House themed lesbian wedding?
Apparently he didn't want to marry Kate and Ashley.
#9
Where did Josh Duggar take his first Ashley Madison date?
Subway
#10
What was Anne Frank's middle name?
Ashley
#11
Apparently my facebook friend, Ashley, has a cat suffering from a horrible hairball.
I'll be spending the day praying for it like she asked.
#12
Girls are like puppies.
If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??
#13
Studying abroad: Spending months in another country.
Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley.
#14
Dolly Madison should make snack cakes for diet
"cheat days" and call them Ashley Madisons.
#15
Ashley Madison website is having problems.
But instead of addressing them directly, it'll just look for a younger hotter website on the side
#16
The south was reported to have more Ashley Madison users than any other region in the U.S.
I guess family isn't always enough.
#17
This year's Pulitzer Prize for Fiction...
will probably go to some guy explaining why he had an Ashley Madison account.
#18
Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed,
unsure if they can ever trust again.
#19
I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing
you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley.
#20
Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks...
...he was on Club Penguin.
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