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Ashtray Jokes

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Ashtray Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ashtray jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many jews can you fit in a VW?
Four - two in the front, two in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened
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#2
How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the boot and the rest in the ashtray.
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#3
How do you fit 1000 jews in a Volkswagen?
2 in the front, the rest in the ashtray
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#4
How many jews could get in to the cab?
It depends on ashtrays capacity. //badenglishsorry
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#5
How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle?
4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray.
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#6
How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. ..
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#7
how many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the back, 2 in the front, ad six million in the ashtray.
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#8
A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray...
Hitler comes in and says: "Are you looking for someone?"
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#9
How many Jews can you fit in a car?
Two in the front, two in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray.
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#10
How do you fit 5,000 Jews into a Volkswagen?
Two in the front, three in the back and the rest in the ashtray.
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#11
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking.
It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
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#12
What's the best way to fit 30 Jews in a 5 passenger car?
30 in the ashtray
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#13
How do you fit 25 Jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 20 in the ashtray
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#14
How many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray...
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#15
What was the jew doing in the ashtray?
Family research.
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#16
Volkswagen How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagen?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray
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#17
Where can I fit 40 jews
in my car The ashtray.
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#18
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children.
Fair enough, use an ashtray.
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#19
How many Jews can you fit in a car?
One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)
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#20
How man Jews can you fit in a Mercedes?
A few thousand. They all fit in the ashtray
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