What Are Ask Jokes?
Ask Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ask jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt
and when they look down give them a perm
#2
midget in the library midget walks into a library and ask do you have any books on irony?
the librarian replies sure they are on the top shelf
#3
* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I?
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
#4
What should you always ask after someone says "I'd fuck her, but only with a bag on her head"?
Paper or plastic?
#5
A man enters a library A man goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian responds "Fuck off, you're not gonna bring it back."
#6
One day my kid will ask me why he's
half human and half final exam
#7
When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating
in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house.
#8
I've learned a lot about women.
Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way
#9
A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50...
His father replies: "40 dollars!, what could you possibly need to borrow 30 dollars for?!?"
#10
To do: 1.
Read one book. 2. Ask someone if they've read that book. 3. Act incredulous when they say no.
#11
Apparently when your boss asks if you're on drugs "which drugs?" isn't the appropriate response.
I know this now.
#12
A Jewish kid asks his father for sixty dollars.
The father replies "FIFTY DOLLARS??? What the heck to do you need forty dollars for??"
#13
A Jewish girl..
..asks her father, "Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?" he says, "40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"
#14
A man visits a prostitute The man says, "I want to have sex with you for $200, but then I also want
to hit you" The prostitute asks, "For how long?" The man replies, "Until I have my money back!"
#15
Descartes walks into the bar.
The bartender asks him, "will you have your usual tonight?" Rene replies "I think not" and he disappears.
#16
Two blondes meet in college..
one asks the other: "What year are you in?" "Well...2012. you ?" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own.
#17
Parents yelling "I'm not going to ask you again" at
their kids, will definitely be asking them again
#18
A dung beetle walks into a bar....
The bartender asks,"What's with the round faeces?"
#19
I always date mathematicians.
That way when they ask why I'm breaking up w/them I can say DO THE MATH JERRY. Oh yeah & I always date Jerries
#20
And the bartender asks, "What'll you
have?" A tachyon walks into a bar.
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