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#1
What does an assassin do in the waiting room?
He kills time. (I'll get the door after my appointment)
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#2
Kills Two mosquitoes with spray.
*writes DEADLY ASSASSIN in bio*
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#3
I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer...
I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.
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#4
Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation
with "I see the assassins have failed."
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#5
What is an assassin's favorite element?
What is an assassin's favorite elem- Surprise! (it is much better when spoken, but I'm proud of it)
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#6
If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be
fat little baby assassins with crossbows.
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#7
What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales?
Welsh-hitman!
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#8
I never understood movie scenes where they have to train assassins.
just drop me in some hot climate, don't feed me and I'll kill everyone.
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#9
Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?
Because Ubisoft
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#10
A panda is the greatest restaurant assassin.
It eats shoots and leaves.
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#11
It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife,
but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee.
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#12
How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet?
hitcoin
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#13
What has two asses and can kill you?
An assassin
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#14
It was when I stabbed a Capri Sun perfectly the first time, right
in that grey circle, that I knew I wanted to be an assassin.
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#15
I like when a restaurant has cloth napkins, 'cause then I can unroll
them with the calculated fervor of an assassin surveying his tools.
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#16
What do you call a metrically inclined elderly assassin?
A Killograndma.
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#17
Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag?
They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.
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#18
Did you hear about the Polish assassin that blew up cars for a living?
He burns his lips on the tail pipes.
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#19
The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer
& gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was
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#20
Why are hipsters such great assassins?
Because they hide the bodies in places no one has ever heard of.
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