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Astrology Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of astrology jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out.
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#2
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
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#3
Science: I rely on observable data and logic.
Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles.
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#4
My current favorite people are atheists
who are big into astrology.
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#5
There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology...
Scorpios
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#6
I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my
daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18.
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#7
The stock market is astrology for people who
think they're too good for astrology.
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#8
It's always good to know what's happening in astrology.
When nothing seems to be going right, you can blame the stars.
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#9
Not totally sold on astrology, but Libras DEFINITELY hate
it when you throw a bucket of paint on their car.
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#10
What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
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#11
her: what's your sign?
im a cancer me [never heard of astrology before]: im a aids
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#12
Almost every branch of science has a pseudoscience associated with it:
chemistry and alchemy, astronomy and astrology, math and economics...
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#13
Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
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#14
Astrology Fact of the Day (Aquarius) Aquarius,
with an extra M becomes aquariums.
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#15
Her: Let's read your horoscope...
Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says.
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#16
My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology.
She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit.
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#17
astrology then: I seek the meaning of human life in the stars.
astrology now: If Capricorns Were A Type Of Noodle, They Would Be Rigatoni.
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#18
I broke up with my girlfriend, who was into Astrology She was an Earth sign, I was a Water sign.
Together, we made mud. Credit to Rodney Dangerfield, a great....
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