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#1
Bad luck, Atheists
named Christian.
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#2
Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it.
nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work
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#3
Where do atheists donate their money?
Non Prophet Organizations
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#4
Atheists certainly have a lot to say
about the nothing they believe in.
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#5
Why are all Atheists poor?
Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.
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#6
Why are so many computer scientists atheists?
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
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#7
Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?
They don't believe in higher power.
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#8
Why does it seem like 90% of Redditors are hardcore liberal atheists?
Because the conservatives are at work.
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#9
You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed?
Apparently they are a non-prophet organization
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#10
What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: they're always talking about God.
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#11
Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before
e except after c" rule of spelling.
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#12
A vegan, a few crossfitters and a bunch of atheists are coming over
for Easter There's no joke, I just thought you all should know
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#13
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers!
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#14
Why do atheists scream out 'oh my God' during sex?
Because it's unbelievable.
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#15
Atheists are like a broken pencil
They're missing the point
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#16
Atheists are missing the boat.
Without God you're responsible for your actions.
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#17
Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find
out New Atheists talk about God more than them.
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#18
There are no atheists in parking lots where you've
dropped your phone face down on the asphalt.
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#19
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because
they don't believe in higher powers.
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#20
What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy?
Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks.
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