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What Are Atomic Jokes?

Atomic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of atomic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle?
New-tron.
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#2
Little Mary was living in Japan during the 1940s.
Then one day, the Americans dropped an atomic bomb on the city she was living in. Where did she go after the explosion? Everywhere.
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#3
Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?
Becuase atomic bombs are bright.
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#4
I could talk about the atomic structure all day...
But I'd rather not Bohr you about it.
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#5
Opening a bag of M&M's will produce no sound to a normal human.
A toddler, it's like the atomic blast at Nagasaki to those creatures
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#6
Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?
It's only SPF
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#7
What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?
Did you make that Fermi?
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#8
On the periodic table, the elements are represented by two groups.
The symbols and the atomic number. Law and Order: Atomic Mass Unit
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#9
everything in the world's horrible now not like the good old days of black
plague, holocaust, atomic bombs, holodomor, khmer rouge, crusades
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#10
I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic
laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can
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#11
What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?
PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder
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#12
With all this uranium on Reddit, we should remember not to swallow any.
You'll get atomic ache
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#13
What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
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#14
What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium?
Atomic ache
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#15
Where do the elements go to church?
At the Atomic Mass!!
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#16
What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb?
Enola - gai avek!
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#17
What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan..
***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***
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#18
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I'm easily lead.
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#19
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82...
...I'm easily lead
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#20
Why do asians have such squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.
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