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Attacker Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of attacker jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The police are looking for a racist attacker I phoned
them up, but apparently it's not a job offer.
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#2
Cop: can u describe your attacker Me: super aggressive, with a big nose
& powerful arms Cop: u just described a seagull Me: he took my chips
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#3
So ISIS attacker hid IEDs inside his rectum and detonated it..
What was the last thing that went through this terrorist mind? His ass of course lol. P.s. This is from a true story
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#4
I read the following headline in the paper
today: "Woman Beats Off Attacker"
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#5
Police:Is there anything you can tell us about your attacker.
Me:He was much better at fighting than me. Police:Ok is there anything else?
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#6
Cop: You look pretty beat up, how many attackers did you say there was?
[flashback to me showing the cat my nunchuk skills] Me: Easily 10
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#7
When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think "THEY'RE
KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"
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#8
I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times.
You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker.
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#9
What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?
"Hey , they drew first"
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#10
Sketch artist: Any more details on the attacker?
Me: No, that's all I saw *shows me it's just a picture of a fist* Me: *sobbing* That's him
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#11
BRAZIL: Can you describe your attacker?
RYAN LOCHTE: You wouldn't know him. He goes to another Olympics. #LochteGate
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#12
COP: Can you describe your attacker?
ME: No COP: Didn't you see him? ME: Yes, but I have a poor grasp of adjectives
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#13
Ladies, if you ever need to fend off an attacker, just
start talking about what's been going on in your life.
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