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Attention Jokes

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What Are Attention Jokes?

Attention Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of attention jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
**SEX.** SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX.
Now that you have my attention, go do the dishes for me.
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#2
What's the best way to get
a redditors attention?
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#3
My tweets don't get the attention they used to.
I've seen more stars after getting my head slammed into the headboard.
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#4
- You pay more attention to the TV than you do me!
- Ma'am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?
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#5
Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat.
Then I remember they just feed off attention.
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#6
Heard that the Lord Of The Rings author had a bit of a stammer.
I tried to get his attention this one time and he said, "Jay, are are you Tolkein to me?"
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#7
What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
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#8
once tom cruise and will smith bumped into each other..
and this is how online scams get your attention
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#9
Attention r/Jokes!
Will the real Steven Hawking please stand up?
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#10
What did John Muir say to get the attention of a Jewish man?
"Yo, Semite!"
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#11
For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person,
march in and say "Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"
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#12
How do you spot an attention whore on reddit?
Edit: Wow, I did not expect this to get so many upvotes!
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#13
Attention Girl: Why do you look so sad?
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint?
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#14
243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy
hell this one actually got some attention.
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#15
Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they
can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention.
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#16
What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention!
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#17
damn girl are you the expiration date on my milk
because I regret not paying attention to you
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#18
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder?
Concentration camp.
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#19
Never chase love, affection, or attention.
If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having
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#20
Some people say I have a very short attention
spanish is a very beautiful language.
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What are the best Attention Jokes?
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Are Attention Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Attention Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Attention Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Attention Jokes are available?
We currently have 292 Attention Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Attention Jokes?
Attention Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Attention Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and attention jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love attention jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Attention Jokes to share?
A good attention jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Attention Jokes safe for all ages?
Most attention jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Attention Jokes?
attention jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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