What Are Author Jokes?
Author Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of author jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar.
*[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*
#2
Who was the greatest female author in German history?
Ann Schluss. Her books had a way of taking over Czechoslovakia and Austria in particular. edit: Czechoslovakia & Austria
#3
Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper?
Knott, et al.
#4
Breaking Celebrity News!
Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK
#5
I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy.
J.K.
#6
Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight?
Sir Cumference.
#7
Whenever a character in a book praises the cleverness of another character's
idea, it's really just the author praising their own idea.
#8
I read a magazine article about a population increase in Hawaii.
The author was Commonawannalaya.
#9
You know what they say about citing a source with more than 2 authors..
It's not hard et al.
#10
Hey, I heard someone is writing a book about your life.
Guess who the author is? J.K. ROFLING, because your life is a joke.
#11
What do you call a gay author?
...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night.
#12
What's snoop dogg's favorite author?
Tolkien.
#13
Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?
Steven King. JK Rowling.
#14
What's an author's favorite drink?
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
#15
What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?
Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
#16
Did you hear about the author who wrote a book during her time of the month?
It was a period piece.
#17
the dead are the best people to not show respect to.
suck it, anonymous author of the epic of gilgamesh. I can run& breathe. your just bones
#18
Knock knock, Who's there?
Harper Lee (Author of "To kill a mockingbird") Harper Lee, who? Harper Lee I can fly....
#19
Who is the greatest author of the medieval era?
King Author
#20
Who's the top selling author in Russia?
Salman Rush B
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