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Authorities Jokes

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#1
Cause of death is still a mystery...
Authorities haven't ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene.
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#2
There was a prison break at Guantanomo Bay Authorities
warned of "free radicals" in area.
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#3
Two boys were arrested...
Two boys were arrested -- one was drinking battery acid, and one was eating fireworks. The authorities charged one and let one off.
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#4
A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
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#5
Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times.
Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade.
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#6
Helicopter crash A helicopter crashed today over a cemetery on the outskirts of the city.
So far the authorities have recovered over 200 bodies.
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#7
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape testing the water to see if I get referred
to the local authorities also, inspired by someone else with a rape joke
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#8
Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree?
Authorities believe it had a loco motive.
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#9
The authorities just apprehended a notorious cereal killer.
When they asked him why he did it, he said... ... he did it for the Kix.
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#10
Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea.
Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned
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#11
Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, .
Authorities have condemned this act of Violins
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#12
I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we "Can't Negotiate
with terrorists..." I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab...
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#13
Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery.
Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found.
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#14
Some dude at ASU named Dean has me on his list.
Honestly, I don't appreciate or understand it. Thinking about contacting the authorities.
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#15
I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose
Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?
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#16
Authorities in Beijing have advised that the Earthquake felt by millions last night was nothing to worry about.
It was just the start of China's two-child policy.
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#17
BREAKING NEWS: 23 injured while running with bulls.
Authorities say injuries happened because folks were stupid enough to run... with bulls.
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#18
A midget psychic escaped prison today...
Authorities claim there's a small medium at large.
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#19
the latest news from the boston bombing
authorities think it was race related.
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#20
A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg.
Authorities say something sinister is afoot.
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