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Q - Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
A - Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.
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#2
What are the four food groups?
For bachelors: Fast Frozen Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt Hops Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine Fat Sugar Chocolate.
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#3
Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing...
...but they call it "manscape architecture"
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#4
Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed.
A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge.
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#5
What do young female monsters do at parties ?
They go around looking for edible bachelors !
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#6
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.
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#7
Ladies: If I hit on you please don't panic, I
am a bachelor and that's what bachelors do.
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#8
Why do Jewish bachelors like latina women?
Because they like to fool around with Chicsas before they marry. (A shiksa is a gentile woman)
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#9
Why shouldn't you get a Bachelors in Science?
Because it's BS. Yea that was bullshit. Fine I'll cut it out..
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#10
There was a convention for lazy-eyed bachelors and bachelorettes.
There was a massive turn out: Most of them ended with a perfect mate.... You could say that their eyes crossed in a crowded room.
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#11
Slaves be like "Oh, you worked four years for
your Bachelors?" I worked 50 for my Masters
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#12
I've been single so long I
deserve a bachelors degree
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#13
Why do bachelors like smart women?
Because they're so rare.
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#14
Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?
Because they were 50% off!
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