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Baptism Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of baptism jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism.
I guess that's God's Way of saying "Nope".
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#2
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip.
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#3
Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism.
When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again.
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#4
What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip.
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#5
There's a highway to hell.
There's only a stairway to heaven. So a car ride downhill or an arduous climb up. Anyway, welcome to the baptism.
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#6
Playing Tubular Bells to end the baptism wasn't quite the closing my
aunt was looking for but in my defense it did clear out the church.
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#7
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip. No offense intended(to get the racial shit stated before I get hit with it)
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#8
Drown that bastard!
No mercy! Nana please... this is a baptism.
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#9
Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain
why he was caught trying to drown a baby.
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#10
You know what's wrong with baptism?
They don't hold them under long enough.
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#11
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
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#12
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean dip.
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#13
First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, "THIS IS
A ROBBERY!" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism.
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#14
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean Dip
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#15
I know Mexican culture is big on traditions: baptism at birth, ear piercing as a baby, but what's the one they do when they turn 15?
Have a baby.
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#16
<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password?
Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?
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#17
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
A bean dip.
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#18
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip
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#19
Find a group doing river baptisms.
Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank.
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#20
Sorry I yelled, "HAIL SATAN"
at your baby's baptism.
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