What Are Barry Jokes?
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#1
No democratic debate on Christmas Day The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day.
It was a Barry Sanders-clause
#2
What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex?
My name is Barry Allen
#3
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush?
BARRY
#4
Barry decided that because he had talked himself out of suicide every other day, today he would do it.
Poor fucker always did take opposite day a bit too seriously.
#5
To be clear...putting your entire fist in your mouth should
be a party trick saved for after Uncle Barry leaves
#6
My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when
I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts.
#7
Barry?
Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT
#8
Me: *puts ferret in box with cat* Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Making carrets! Mom: Carrots? Me: Yup! *plays Barry White* Cat: *yowls*
#9
What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?
They've both been known to blow a little dope.
#10
GARY: "You wanna?" BARRY: "Ugh.
Jesus OK." (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)
#11
Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history?
Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci
#12
If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called?
Greased lightning?
#13
Knock Knock Who's there !
Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !
#14
I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night.
It was very un-jew-sual.
#15
5 Second Fiction Thirty Two Yes she had once said "Not if you were the last
man on Earth" but Barry was sure the actual Apocalypse had changed that.
#16
Guys what shall we call thing that impedes movement?
GUY NAMED BARRY: "How about a barry?" GUY NAMED BARRY BARRY: "How about a barrier?"
#17
Whenever Barry Allen is around,
everything happens in a flash
#18
Doctor!
Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease! "What are your symptoms?" "I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"
#19
Good names Barry McCockinner Ben Dover Eileen Dover Dr.
Hugh G. Rection Give me other ones
#20
Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States?
Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O
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