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#1
What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music?
A Sub-Woofer.
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#2
Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show?
He had a bass only a brother could love.
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#3
My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass.
That fish sure does love his energy drinks
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#4
Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof.
Buh-dum tssh
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#5
What's the difference between...
What's the difference between dubstep and a fish on the floor? Nothing as long as you drop the bass.
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#6
If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called?
Bass Murderering
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#7
What do you call a bass player without a GF?
Homeless.
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#8
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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#9
What did one stereo say to the other...
What did one stereo say to the other when he got called down to the office for having no bass? "Oooooh you're in treble"
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#10
Why are DJ's so bad at fishing?
Because they're always dropping the Bass.
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#11
[with father in law] "You know how to pluck a goose, son?" Er yes sir,
sure do *stretches goose's neck and plays it like a double bass*
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#12
My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it.
But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her. Because I'm all about that bass, no treble.
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#13
What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
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#14
Oohh, you play bass, as in the guitar.
I thought you played bass, like the fish. I would've paid to see that.
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#15
Why did Skrillex lose his job at Long John Silvers?
He was always dropping the bass.
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#16
What's the difference between a pizza and a bass player?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
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#17
How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. Five. One.
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#18
I was going to make a bass
joke but I dropped it
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#19
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.
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#20
How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish?
Three. One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops.
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