What Are Base Jokes?
Base Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of base jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?
Because 7, 10, 11!
#22
Order 66 ...
If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said: > Execute the Order of Magnitude!
#23
A chemistry lab is like a rave some
drop acid and some drop base.
#24
There are 10 types of people in the world...
...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!
#25
My 12 yr.
old girl is having a sleepover tonight. She told me, "DO NOT EMBARRASS ME!" I'm considering twerking to Ace of Base later.
#26
Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?
He can't get to 3rd base
#27
There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3
#28
Just dropped ranch dressing on my phone then licked it off.
So some of you just got to first base with me.
#29
Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10?
Because 7 8 9, A?
#30
Why don't jokes in base 8 work?
Because 7 10 11
#31
all my dance moves look like i'm trying to
tell the guy on first base to steal second
#32
May be time to get in shape.
Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning
#33
I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard.
The soldiers there are always taking shots.
#34
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3.
#35
Why was the umbilical cord sad?
He got cut from the naval base.
#36
I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies.
If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?
#37
Why do people take acid at raves?
Because there's so much base.
#38
My shoulder just got to 2nd base with
the chick who is cutting my hair...
#39
How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?
He dropped the base.
#40
Why do you get arrested for walking into an army base unauthorised in the USA?
Because Obama doesn't like anyone sneaking in his barracks.
Why People Enjoy Base Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and base jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love base jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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