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#1
I like my women how I like my lightbulbs...
...not too bright, easy to turn on, and hanging in my basement by a wire.
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#2
So, a neckbeard walks into a bar...
Just kidding! They don't even leave the basement!
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#3
Did you hear the one about the amber alert?
Neither did I, but should I allow the children out of my basement yet?
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#4
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.
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#5
I like my women how I like my wine...
12 years old and locked in my basement
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#6
I feel for Hillary Clinton The FBI found a server in my basement too.
She was from Hooters I think.
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#7
I like my women like I like my wine...
18 years old and locked in my basement
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#8
If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably
in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV.
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#9
I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends:
highly unstable and locked in my basement.
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#10
How many dead hookers do you need to change a light bulb?
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
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#11
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark
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#12
If someone says "I will do anything for you" lean in really close and
say "There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."
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#13
How many dead hookers does it take to replace a light bulb?
At least more than eight, the light in my basement still doesn't work...
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#14
How many dead hookers do you need to replace a lightbulb?
Atleast not three since my basement is still dark.
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#15
How many dead babies do you need to turn on the light?
More than 20, because my basement is still dark.
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#16
The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement
won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
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#17
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark! *(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*
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#18
What do you call a basement full of liberals?
A whine cellar.
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#19
I like my women they way I like my wine 15
years old and locked in the basement.
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#20
*Knock Knock* "Who's there?" "David" "David who?" "Dad you only have
one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."
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