What Are Bathrooms Jokes?
Bathrooms Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bathrooms jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?
Rep-tiles.
#2
Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct.
Poor Superman.
#3
Why are portraits of George Washington displayed in British bathrooms?
Because nothing makes the British shit quicker than the sight of George Washington
#4
Old people, when you say "the good ol' days," do you mean during
the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?
#5
What is it about public bathrooms that brings
out the white supremacist artist in people?
#6
If I had two bathrooms I'd tell everyone someone
died in one, I ain't tryna clean two bathrooms
#7
I'm usually pretty inspired after watching a movie to try something I've just seen.
[hunts for a movie about cleaning bathrooms]
#8
An app that tells you the cleanest highway bathrooms.
Why isn't this a thing yet.
#9
Bathrooms have Changed from being a
Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio.
#10
Back in my day bathrooms were used for
taking a sh*t, not as a photo-booth!
#11
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
#12
I just want to make enough money to live in a neighborhood
where Starbucks doesn't lock their bathrooms
#13
They should really have disposable razors
in the women's bathrooms at bars.
#14
Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together?
The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one.
#15
There's a hotel with no bathrooms
Its called the Holdinit Inn
#16
I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in
line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms.
#17
What does GOP mean?
"GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y
#18
What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?
One has a job.
#19
Why are male bathrooms on the left, and female bathrooms on the right?
Because no matter what, women are always right, even when they're full of shit.
#20
Starbucks bathrooms are EXCLUSIVELY
for terrible diarrhea, right?
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