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#1
Just overheard someone say, "I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries." You know.
Like a book.
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#2
The cost of living has now gotten so bad...
...that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
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#3
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today The loud
beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
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#4
How much do used batteries cost?
Nothing, they are free of charge.
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#5
Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks...
...one of them was charged, and the other was let off.
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#6
Walmart is giving away dead batteries for the holidays...
Free of charge
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#7
What happens when you put the batteries in backwards in an Energizer Bunny?
It keeps cumming and cumming and cumming....
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#8
I know pretty well how batteries must feel
I'm rarely ever included in things either.
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#9
Narrator: "Humans are the product of 4.54 billion years of evolution"
[cut to me pressing harder on remote control when batteries are dead]
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#10
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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#11
The cops came across these two kids.
One was eating batteries, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other.
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#12
The batteries on my camcorder died halfway through my wife's wedding speech.
I'm never going to hear the end of it.
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#13
Yeah yeah "Friends with Benefits" are cool but have you tried "Friends with Batteries"?
Less drama!
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#14
Men?
On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.
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#15
The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second
was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off
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#16
Dont take your phones with you when you go
to a dentist they have li-ion batteries
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#17
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm...
...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.
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#18
I can totally relate to batteries I'm
not included in anything either.
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#19
Costs of living are so high that my wife sleeps with
me again She can't afford new pair of batteries
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#20
3849.
Buying picture frame. 3850. Changing batteries in flashlight. 3851. The X-Games. 3852. Scotch tape. (List of most exciting things.)
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