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#1
What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'?
One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter. - [*Masai Graham*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)
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#2
BBC News: Being obese can cut your risk of dementia...
Hold on, lets rephrase that: "Fat fuckers are less likely to forget where the biscuits are kept"
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#3
A horse walks into a police station Policeman says "Why the long face?" Horse replies "I've just
witnessed a murder" [True story](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-29550834)
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#4
BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision Fuck,
how fast must they have been walking?
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#5
Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?
BBC
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#6
In light of Jeremy Clarkson's recent firing from BBC...
If James May quits in return we will all be in dis-May.
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#7
So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ?
I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak.
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#8
Islamophobia caused by baby sheep?
Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one.
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#9
If you put on BBC news and told me it was Downton Abbey, I'd
watch for like 20 min before I asked "For real, tho?"
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#10
What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas?
Downton Syndrome
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#11
Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant.
Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young.
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#12
What's a gay guy's favorite news station?
The BBC.
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#13
The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car.
Who's driving? The police. Not mine: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33099881
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#14
Did you hear that the BBC have sacked Bob the Builder?
They feel they can no longer trust a children's TV star who claims to be able to 'fix it'
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#15
Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended.
He must have done something that even the BBC find inexcusable So that rules out child abuse then....
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#16
Bob the Builder sacked!
The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!
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#17
Zayn is leaving 1D.
BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines "New Top Gear host Zayn Malik" ... "New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson" :D
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#18
BBC NEWS: Government plans to ban all Internet porn.
On an unrelated note, does anyone want to buy a laptop?
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#19
A new BBC documentary accuses Hitler of millions of dollars worth of tax evasion.
Man, the more I learn about this guy, the less I like him!
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#20
BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision.
Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?
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