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Beak Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of beak jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Waiter, "Welcome to red lobster, I'm your seafood expert." me- "did
you know octopuses have a beak?" W-"no" Me- "who's the expert now?"
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#2
What is it?
It has wings, but it doesn't fly, it has a beak, but it doesn't peck, it has legs, but it doesn't walk. What is it? A dead crow
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#3
What's a young birds favourite game?
#BEAK A BOO!
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#4
All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing.
It's weird that I have a beak.
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#5
What is it?
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
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#6
So a finch asks his mother...
"Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?" She replies, "Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."
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#7
Me: That tree is impeckable "Don't you mean impeccable?" *cut to woodpecker with a broken beak* Me: No.
Also how did you pick up on that?
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#8
My wife has the cutest crow's feet.
And the strongest little crow beak. My wife is a crow. Her name is Leah.
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#9
What do you call a vulture with no beak?
A head banger.
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#10
A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can
hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!
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#11
"How hard up for cash do you have to be to wear a chicken suit & wave
at cars," I think, adjusting the beak protruding from my forehead
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#12
What do you call a lesbian chicken?
A sticky beak!
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#13
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
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#14
she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an
albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross
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#15
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !
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#16
Don't beat your cock That little pecker might stand erect in spite of
your firm grip and come to stick its beak in your big brown eyes.
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#17
When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
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