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What Are Bean Jokes?

Bean Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bean jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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#2
Did you hear about the cannibal that only ate beans?
Human Beans.
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#3
What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?
A baked bean
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#4
People who brag about drinking black coffee??
Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself
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#5
Why doesn't the NAACP do anything about
how shitty black jelly beans are?
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#6
The efficient part about falling asleep on the toilet at work is that
inevitably someone who had beans for lunch will come and wake you.
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#7
What do you get when you eat Peanut Butter with Baked Beans?
A fart that sticks to the roof of your ass.
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#8
Do you know what the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean is?
I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
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#9
I got gas for $1 today
damn bean burritos.
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#10
what is a jew that has eaten too many beans?
a gas chamber
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#11
Why did Jack cross the road?
Because he was bean stalked.....
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#12
Coffee rules everything around me.
C.R.E.A.M. Get the sugar. Java java beans, y'all.
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#13
*dramatically gets out of bean
bag chair for 20 minutes*
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#14
Saw a picture of Justin Bieber on a horse.
It looked as natural as sauerkraut on a bean bag chair.
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#15
Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is?
prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?
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#16
Knock Knock Who's there !
Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !
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#17
Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
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#18
How does William Shakespeare make chili?
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
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#19
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
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#20
*at Thanksgiving dinner* Me: One of you is eating poison green bean casserole.
Everyone: *gasp* Me: Just kidding you all are.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bean jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Bean Jokes safe for all ages?
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