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Beater Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of beater jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play?
Beater
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#2
ME: This electric toothbrush knocked a few of my teeth loose.
DENTIST: That's an egg beater.
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#3
If you're married to your dick...
would you be a wife beater?
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#4
When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater.
"Don't be stupid," she said, "your father's not home."
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#5
Have you guys seen the new Ray Rice's
jersey It's a wife beater
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#6
Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake.
Great mothers turn the mixer off first.
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#7
Instead of dropping Charlie Sheen, shouldn't Hanes
keep him on to promote their Wife-beater Tees?
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#8
Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm.
On the dot......
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#9
I beat up some eggs with an egg beater.
They kept cracking yokes at me.
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#10
Josh Gordon sold his first car the other day...
(xpost r/nflcirclejerk) it was a beater he sold to Ray Rice.
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#11
If some people still have ray rice jerseys, keep em.
I use mine as a wife beater
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#12
Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his
wife every night at 7 PM On the dot.
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#13
Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses?
No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters
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#14
Feminists hate me.
Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater.
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#15
It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine
The wife beater is nice and clean again :)
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#16
What do you call a rich man's white tank top?
A trophy wife beater.
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#17
Idiot White Supremacist Why did the idiot white supremacist burn a cross on the wife-beater's lawn?
He heard the abuser's wife had two black guys at once
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#18
What do you call a torn up wife
beater A piece of "shirt"
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#19
Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes?
The beater - he cracks everybody up!
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Why do people enjoy Beater Jokes?
Beater Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and beater jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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