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Beats Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of beats jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown?
Beats me.
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#2
A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next door neighbor
is an asshole,his best friend is pussy and his owner beats him habitually.!!
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#3
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children?
Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel..
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#4
Nothing beats a pretty girl with a beautiful
singing voice except for Chris Brown
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#5
Dr.
Dre is coming out with celebrity themed Beats headsets. The first one is Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, it is black and blue colored.
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#6
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats
paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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#7
If a cop beats a pregnant woman till the fetus
dies, is it a miscarriage of justice?
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#8
*beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag*
*takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*
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#9
Why dick has a sad life?
Bcoz, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
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#10
Politics is like a game of rock-paper-scissors.
Gun beats everything.
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#11
The hard life of a dick...
...his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.
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#12
Her: How in the world did we max out the credit card??
Me: Beats me *pushes $20K worth of Care Bears under the bed
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#13
*Paper beats rock* *Paper beats eggs* *Paper beats
his girlfriend* *Paper beats his three year old*
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#14
What's the saddest thing in the world...
Dick, His family are nuts, His neighbor is an asshole, His best friend is a pussy, And his master beats him
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#15
What kind of shoes do paedophiles wear?
White vans Edit: when /u/Sninfessor beats your joke
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#16
Mr.
Penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually!
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#17
It is 2022.
Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready
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#18
DJ Daemon maintains the beats
in the background.
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#19
What did the abused wife say about her husband?
Beats me.
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#20
Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday.
If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?
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Most beats jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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