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#1
Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?
The riverbank.
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#2
"Well ...
I'll be dammed." Bodies of water when they see beavers coming.
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#3
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
They never want to log off.
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#4
I saw a documentary about beavers...
It was the best dam program I've seen in a while
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#5
I watched a documentary about the lives of beavers last night...
It was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
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#6
We'd be scared of beavers
if trees screamed.
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#7
What do you call a group of Beavers?
A hens nights
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#8
What do angry beavers build?
DAMNITS!
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#9
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
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#10
I watched a tv show about beavers today...
Best dam program I've ever seen!
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#11
How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?
None because only beavers give a dam.
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#12
Do lady beavers call their vaginas a "me"?
No. Because they're ladies.
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#13
If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion?
Embolism.
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#14
Lady beavers call their
vaginas, "people"
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#15
Why are vaginas called beavers?
because beavers eat wood
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#16
Hey Guys!
They brought back Angry Beavers! Isn't it great? Its been renamed to The View, however...
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#17
What did the river say when it saw the beavers?
I'll be dammed.
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#18
Bees!
Beavers! Let's settle this once and for all: WHO'S BUSIER?
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#19
Canada is not a vast empty woodland.
Our monetary system proves our civility. 5 beavers is worth a caribou 4 caribous are worth a loon And 2 loons are worth a polar bear.
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#20
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?
Seven because ice cream has no bones
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