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What Are Bed Jokes?

Bed Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bed jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under
your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*
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#2
What is 12 inches long, rock hard and full of semen?
The sock under my bed.
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#3
How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?
By the "M" on his pajamas.
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#4
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
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#5
Woke up at 5 am.
Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Not to mention completely delusional about being healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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#6
The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away
and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like.
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#7
Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.
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#8
The annoying moment when I get comfy in bed
and realize I forgot to do something.
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#9
Thinking of getting another
bed just for all my laundry
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#10
*gets up off bed* *puts pants back on* Oh...so
you...you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?
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#11
Confucius says...
"He who goes to bed with an itchy butt, wakes up with chicken fingers!"
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#12
If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get
off this couch and go take a nap in bed.
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#13
Cahoots Husband comes home at night, goes to bed to his wife, embraces her - going to make love with her...
Wife drowsily: *What are you all today - in cahoots or something?*
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#14
My dad said the key to a good marriage is "never go to bed mad." Then he
said "In fact, never go to bed at all!" and handed me a bag of meth
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#15
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered what may be the worlds largest bed sheet.
More on that as it unfolds.
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#16
I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the
bed spelled out in rose petals was "be right out,I'm taking a shit"
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#17
I once dated a dentist.
He had a tiny round mirror on the ceiling over his bed.
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#18
Sext I just received from my wife- "Wake up!
You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."
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#19
While in bed, my girlfriend said, "OMG it's so large!" Problem
is, I'm a serious arachnophobe, and it was right next to me.
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#20
A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex..
.. the chicken says; "well, that answers that old question".
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Why do people enjoy Bed Jokes?
Bed Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Bed Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bed jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Bed Jokes safe for all ages?
Most bed jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Bed Jokes?
bed jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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