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Bees Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bees jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: Boo-Bees
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#2
I went to the 50 Shades of Grey midnight premier earlier tonight Just sucks
I couldn't hear the movie over all those goddamn bees in the theater
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#3
I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun
into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull
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#4
If you love something, let it go.
From the creators of "If you're tired, go for a run," and "If you're on fire, eat bees"
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#5
Did you hear the joke about the bees?
Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!
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#6
Here's a fact about bees: They don't give a shit about your petty little problems.
They've got a fucking job to do. Time is honey.
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#7
What language do bees speak?
The beesnese
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#8
What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies.
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#9
Thought you guys might enjoy this..
What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! Yes. It is stupid but it makes me smile. Anyone have a stupid joke like this that just makes you laugh?
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#10
My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not.
Q: What type of bees make milk? A: BOO-Bees! And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times.
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#11
I think my dad messed up the "birds & bees" talk when I was a kid
because now I can't look at a sparrow without getting horny.
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#12
"I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive
full of killer bees looks delicious." - Dogs
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#13
I was attacked by tiny bees....
The experience was belittling.
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#14
How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but how do they get in there?
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#15
What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
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#16
Keep your friends close.
Keep your enemies closer. Keep your frenemies in a dark basement filled with bees.
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#17
Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies?
They come out in hives.
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#18
I told my son about the birds and the bees.
He then told me about the postman and my wife.
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#19
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boo'bees
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#20
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark Hives.
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