What Are Beethoven Jokes?
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#1
q: what's brown and sits on the piano, steaming ?
a: Beethoven's 1st movement.
#2
My dad's favorite composer is Beethoven's little brother...
Covetoven. Get it? DO YOU?
#3
Which two musicians are famous for saying,
"What?" Lil' Jon and Beethoven.
#4
Anyone heard what Beethoven is up to these days?
Decomposing!
#5
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
#6
BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
A: It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
#7
What's Beethoven up to these days?
Decomposing
#8
What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-NA!
#9
Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?
A bannister always pays his deafs.
#10
If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and
they don't like it, you can always take them Bach
#11
In bed I'm like Beethoven It's
all over in three movements.
#12
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement.
#13
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's last movement.
#14
A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant "I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto.
Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"
#15
Beethoven hyping the crowd.
Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
#16
What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?
Fur Elise
#17
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?
"I'll be Bach"
#18
What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?
Beethoven's last movement.
#19
Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?
His property was Fur Elise
#20
Shoutout to
Beethoven!
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