What Are Beg Jokes?
Beg Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of beg jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
When I was a kid I was afraid of the dentist...
Probable because he was a pedophile. Which begs the question of, how many fillings did he give me?
#2
I didn't know what I was missing until I dated a vampire.
They always beg you to let them swallow.
#3
Based on statistics The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style...
The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
#4
What's a married couples favorite sex position?
Doggy Style. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
#5
I mostly want a relationship so my boyfriend can chase me around trying
to put an ice cube down my back as I demurely beg "Dooooooooon't."
#6
I hate when I stand on a scale and it
starts to cry and begs me to get off
#7
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
#8
What is the difference between a paycheck and a cock?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
#9
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her I'll have to beg.
I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.
#10
I went into a hotel..
I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said "I'm the 'beg'gar"
#11
Lawyer: As My Lord knows,...
Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel. Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know...
#12
Modern art..
I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
#13
American government is of the people, by the people and for the people.
Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
#14
All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson.
We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it
#15
"Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser
tries to start up another conversation.
#16
What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?
A free-LOTR
#17
What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
#18
Who says you can't make someone love you?
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
#19
Remember, children.
The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
#20
Monster now makes an energy drink which is part tea and part lemonade.
The name of the drink is "Rehab", which begs the question... Is there something Arnold Palmer isn't telling us?
Why People Enjoy Beg Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and beg jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love beg jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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