What Are Begin Jokes?
Begin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of begin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Brew coffee.
Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building.
#2
The answer is "9 W".
What is the question? Does Wagner begin with a "V"?
#3
Life is an internet.
30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month.
#4
Add a word to ruin a movie name: 1- Batman begins...School 2- Charlottes web ...
cam 3- the birds...pop 4- Jennifer's body...so hot 5- The cousin's...password
#5
Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner.
One begins to complain to the other, "You know, I really don't like my mother in law." "Then just eat the noodles."
#6
Do you have to go to the bathroom?
No You sure? Yes How about now? No Now? No [movie begins] Daddy? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
#7
Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin
with, but when they leave they take everything
#8
*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction
manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell
#9
When do the leaves begin to turn?
The night before a test.
#10
A little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?
The father replied, "No, some begin with - If I am elected.";
#11
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
#12
A Spanish magician is at a party He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust.
He then begins to count, "uno, dos," POOF. He disappeared without a tres.
#13
[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge
out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*
#14
HER: I like talking during sex, but I can't stand it when you narrate the
whole thing ME: As she complains, I begin removing my pants slowly
#15
Vladimir Putin to begin marketing Kremlin brand jeans Each pair
comes with a complimentary Donald Trump in the back pocket.
#16
Can a woman make a man a millionaire?
Yeah, if he's a billionaire to begin with..
#17
Wanna hear a joke?
Two men are about to have a duel and Man #1 tells Man #2 to draw his blade! Well Man #2 takes out some charcoal and papyrus and begins to draw a picture of his sword.
#18
That awkward moment someone begins a tweet with "that
awkward moment" & I slap their face with my dong.
#19
A man walks a little girl into the woods at night.
The girl begins to tremble and says, "I'm scared." "You're scared," the man replies abrasively, "I have to walk out of here by myself."
#20
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped
on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
Why People Enjoy Begin Jokes
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