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#1
Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
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#2
"Let's tell people about our waffle and then
not do shit for 100 years." -Belgium
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#3
Why is there very little honey in Belgium?
Because there is only one B in Belgium
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#4
Belgium is a leading producer of beer, chocolate, and weapons.
I picture a country full of very well-armed fat people. Another one, I mean.
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#5
Do you know where the Belgium waffle design comes from?
From the German tank tracks.
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#6
I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon
I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense.
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#7
I was on holiday in Belgium...
Apparently it was obvious that I am German, because an elderly man came to me and said "you lost something ". "What?" I asked surprised. "The war" he replied.
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#8
What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
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#9
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
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#10
Playing Counter-Strike at an Airport
in Belgium "Terrorists win."
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#11
DATING TIP: When your crush texts you, win them over by playing hard to get.
Throw your phone in a river. Change your name. Move to Belgium.
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#12
[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone...
"Hey, who is this?" "Allah" "Allah who?" "Allahu akbar."
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#13
USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup.
Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about
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#14
Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?
ze Hoegaarden.
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#15
What do you call little kids in Belgium?
Brusselsprouts
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#16
Another Dutch joke about the Belgiums Two Belgians are walking in the desert with a car door.
One of them complains that its too hot. The other one says: "just roll down the window."
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