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#1
I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked.
The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low.
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#2
When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic.
I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist.
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#3
I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it
comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight.
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#4
My girlfriend doesn't believe in abstinence.
Thank God.
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#5
Can't believe people still say "pot" it's not
the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now
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#6
Why did the atheist fail algebra?
He didn't believe in higher powers!
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#7
"I can't believe after all this shit that they're still together..." "Who?" Said a curious bastard.
"My buttcheeks."
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#8
"Snitches get stitches" Cute little rhyme..
However I believe, "Snitches never wake up again" is more likely to deter snitching...
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#9
Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he
takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves.
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#10
Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?
Because he was in de-nile
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#11
I can't believe they legalized gay marriage.
What's Next women's rights?
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#12
I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing
their Status to: "WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!"...
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#13
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted, tears rolling down my face "I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
A BOY!" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again.
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#14
There are 4 stages in life 1)You believe in Santa Claus 2)You don't believe
in Santa Claus 3)You are Santa Claus 4)You look like Santa Claus
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#15
I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch Dont believe me?
Just watch
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#16
If I were Stevie Wonder I would say "I'll believe it when I see it"
in response to pretty much anything just to piss people off.
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#17
Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer?
it's called "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
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#18
[Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] "We believe they were crime
horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time."
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#19
Can you believe they're the same age?
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age
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#20
I didn't believe women were getting their assholes bleached
Then my sisters boyfriend took his hat off...
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