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What Are Belly Jokes?

Belly Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of belly jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button?
Because blonde men are idiots too.
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#2
Some Mexican guy just tackled me & put silver/grey tape all over my belly then ran away...
I was ab-duct-taped by an alien. (I'm so sorry)
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#3
A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button...
... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi.
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#4
I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in
the flower bed with the house key under my belly.
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#5
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest
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#6
Couldn't get to the gym and gained a bit of belly fat this semester...
I just had too much on my plate.
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#7
Why was the blonde's belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blond too.
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#8
Tried to inhale a pot seed to see if I could grow a pot plant in my lungs.
Swallowed it instead and got a pot belly.
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#9
What do you call those things on either side of an old lady's belly button?
Her tits
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#10
A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can
hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!
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#11
yo mama is so fat you could use her
belly button as a wishing well...
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#12
You think YOUR economy is bad?
Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!
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#13
Why was the blonde's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blond, too.
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#14
Remember when you thought if you accidentally swallowed apple seeds, a tree would grow in your belly?
God I miss my 'Thirties'....
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#15
Noticed something between my grandma's boobs today.
Her belly button.
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#16
Babe..
[gets down on one knee] I'm [gets down on the other knee] so [lays down on belly] tired [zzzzzzzzzz]
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#17
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
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#18
My abs are so perfect...
...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly.
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#19
Have you heard of the pelican?
It's bill fits more than its belly can
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#20
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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What are the best Belly Jokes?
Our collection features 117 Belly Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Belly Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Belly Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Belly Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Belly Jokes are available?
We currently have 117 Belly Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Belly Jokes?
Belly Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Belly Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and belly jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love belly jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Belly Jokes to share?
A good belly jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Belly Jokes safe for all ages?
Most belly jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Belly Jokes?
belly jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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