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What Are Bench Jokes?

Bench Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bench jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[Snail Court] Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor?
Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time.
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#2
Your honor, may I approach the bench?
"You may." *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*
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#3
Dear Dude, who's slowly walking towards me at the park bench, dragging his one leg and can't keep his balance.
Please be drunk and not a zombie.
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#4
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?
The bench can support a family.
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#5
What's the difference between a black man and a bench?
A bench can support a family
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#6
Two crows were sitting on a bench...
They were arrested for attempted murder.
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#7
Two pedophiles are sitting on a park bench...
...when an 11 year old walks by. One turns to the other and says, "I bet he was pretty hot back in the day."
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#8
What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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#9
[at gym] Him: How much do you bench?
Me: Way less than I couch.
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#10
Threw some protein bars in the trash & now the raccoons are
bench pressing my neighbors Great Dane in the backyard.
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#11
What's the difference between a black man and a bench?
A bench can support a family of 4.
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#12
What do you call a bench full of white people?
The NBA.
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#13
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
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#14
What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
The bench can support a family.
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#15
What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family.
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#16
Russian Chukcha Joke Chukcha approaches his friend whose sitting on an empty mile long bench.
Move over, says Chukcha.
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#17
Did you hear about the man who flashed three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park?
First old lady had a stroke. Second old lady had a stroke. Third old lady's arm was too short to reach.
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#18
Two pedophiles sitting on a bench A 12 year old passes by.
One pedophile looks at the other and says: Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days
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#19
I can bench 170 lbs.
And by that I mean I can sit myself down on a bench in a pretty park.
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#20
A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest...
are sitting on a park bench when a kid walks by. The Catholic Priest says, "We should screw him!" and the Rabbi says, "Out of what?"
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