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Bets Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bets jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A man bets his wife that she can't make him happy and mad at the same
time She says, "Your dick is bigger than all your friends' dicks!"
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#2
who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets??
not me i lost mine in a bet
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#3
A man bets his friend he can mildly irritate
everyone by saying and doing nothing.
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#4
Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to place bets on how long
this marriage will last because these idiots met 2 months ago.
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#5
I remember how the folks on food stamps cost our country trillions by selling bets on bad mortgages to suckers.
Glad they're being punished!
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#6
If I owned a Brazilian waxing joint, I'd call it Pubic's Cube or The Razor's
Edge or Hedging Your Bets or Getting a Leg Up or Bush League or
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#7
(Gamblers Anonymous meeting) Leader: Bob, tell us why you're here.
Me: $20 it's a Blackjack addiction. Group: *all rushing to place bets*
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#8
A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time.
"You have the biggest penis out of all your friends" replies the wife.
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#9
Perhaps Nicki Minaj just
lost a series of bets.
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#10
I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer.
Place your bets now.
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#11
When is the only time a Muslim bets?
When there is a prophet involved.
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