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#1
apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with
a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say.
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#2
Some girl asked what my sign was.
I told her it was "beware of dog" and then I dry humped her leg.
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#3
Bears can swim, climb trees, and open doors.
Why aren't there "BEWARE OF BEARS" signs posted fucking everywhere?!
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#4
The "Beware of Cat" sign posted outside my house
doesn't seem to be having the desired affect.
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#5
There should be a warning on these math books.
Something along the lines of "Beware the additive properties"
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#6
A guy I know calls women's periods "shark week." I asked him why, and he told me "Beware of blood in the water.
The fearsome beast will bite your head clean off, unprovoked, when you least expect it."
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#7
Beware the SATA of March Much
faster than the IDEs
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#8
Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted.
They are about to ask to borrow money.
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#9
Beware of alphabet grenades...
Beware of alphabet grenades, if you throw them it could spell disaster...
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#10
Beware of Lawyers 7 "Are!you!a!lawyer?" "Yes." "How!much!do!you!charge?" "A!hundred!dollars!for!four!questions."
"Isn't!that!awfully!expensive?" "Yes.!What!is!your!fourth!question?"
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#11
Beware of girls like Princess Peach.
She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence.
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#12
[Safari] "Remember, when you're near water beware of wild hippos." Don't worry, I'm prepared for that.
*shows handful of white marbles*
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#13
I saw a billboard that said "Watch out for motorcycles.
Thousands dead every day!" Beware the motorcycle menace.
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#14
*standing behind home plate* -Beware of my dog-like reflexes.
-Shouldn't it be cat-like reflexes? *catches baseball with my face*
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#15
Beware of Advice from Successful
People They don't want company.
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#16
Since I live my financial life under water I decided
to put a "Beware of sharks" sign in my front yard.
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#17
Beware of the half truth.
You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.
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#18
Beware: Butterball Turkeys Recalled !!
The factory forgot to butter their balls.
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#19
If vegetarians eat vegetables....
....beware the Humanist!
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#20
Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back!
russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!
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