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Bible Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bible jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Yeah?
Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn't 100% effective, Mary.
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#2
If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse.
I think it's in the Bible.
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#3
my sex life is a lot like the bible mostly imaginary
and with not much chance of a sequel
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#4
Scary shit happens in horror movies at 3am.
So when hubby woke up screaming with a leg cramp at 3am, I threw the bible at him.
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#5
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
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#6
What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?
Respiridol
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#7
I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself...
I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book.
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#8
Mosses did not parted the Red Sea.
Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike.
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#9
Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around
long enough to write a chapter in the bible.
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#10
In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong
Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right
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#11
I just got an email offering "free bible verses".
You know, because who can afford bible verses?
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#12
OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth?
O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*
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#13
How do you starve a right wing christian?
Hide their money in their bible.
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#14
If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals
that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me.
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#15
whats the difference between me and the bible?
i'm easy to read
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#16
Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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#17
I don't think the church is going to let me pick music for the bible group again.
In my defense, the band name "Lamb of God" is misleading.
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#18
Why did the bible cross the street?
To get to the other genocide.
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#19
What's an Atheist's favorite joke book?
The bible. Please don't kill me for this.
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#20
I am a heathen.
I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere.
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