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What Are Bike Jokes?

Bike Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bike jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
GOOD COP: tell us where ur boss is hiding and we'll let u go BIKE COP:
[clenches fist] we woulda caught him if he hadnt climbed those stairs
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#2
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot...
...It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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#3
Coworker *parks Prius Coworker 2 *locks bike up Me *bounces
by on jumping exercise ball made of recycled tires* POSERS!
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#4
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
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#5
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away.
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#6
Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy!
He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike.
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#7
A cop just knocked on my door and said that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
My dogs don't even own bikes...
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#8
Why did the boy fall off the bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
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#9
I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet.
So I put on a life jacket and got on the treadmill next to her.
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#10
The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal.
(Mat Ewins)
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#11
What do methheads and Mormons have in common?
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
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#12
What is the best part of Pokemon Go?
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
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#13
What did Jamal get for Christmas?
Your Bike
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#14
How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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#15
I think the only thing a bike helmet
protects you from is getting laid
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#16
Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?
Both cant work without chains.
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#17
What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET?
ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn't claim benefits, had his own fucking bike, and wanted to go home!
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#18
I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon.
I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.
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#19
Who invented triathlon?
black people, they go to the pool by walking, then they swim at the pool and come back with a bike
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#20
Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own?
Because it was two tired.
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Most Bike Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Bike Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bike jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Bike Jokes safe for all ages?
Most bike jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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bike jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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