What Are Biologist Jokes?
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#1
What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
#2
I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory.
I don't like to brag, but she had multiple organisms.
#3
What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot...
Mitosis
#4
[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it?
[surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]
#5
My biologist girlfriend was making competent cells at the lab today...
I asked if they were very sure of them cells.
#6
What did the French biologist say to visitors
entering the corn maze Enjoy Zea maize!
#7
"I have no porpoise!" -existential
marine biologist.
#8
Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes?
Biologists, they work with genes all the time.
#9
"So you know how girls have XX chromosomes and guys have XY chromosomes?" ...Asked the biologist.
"Well I want you to be my Y, cause I'd hate to ask you to be my X."
#10
What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
#11
It's not an octopus.
It's a water spider. And yes, so called "marine biologist", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year.
#12
Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate?
Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise.
#13
Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?
He lost his porpoise in life.
#14
Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes?
Because sex cells.
#15
Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs.
Turns out he's lack toes intolerant.
#16
what did the biologists call their basketball team?
The Hemoglobin-Trotters!
#17
What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?
"It's a Moray."
#18
Do molecular biologists
wear designer genes?
#19
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
#20
Did you here about the dead whale that washed up onshore?
Apparently it had HIV..........................................Biologists think it may have been rear-ended by a ferry.
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