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What Are Bird Jokes?

Bird Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bird jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*waits until a bird falls asleep, quietly creeps beside it's nest* HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO ARE YOU AWAKE!?!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS!?!
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#2
Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird.
Impress your friend.
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#3
What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?
An alter eagle!
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#4
I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird.
I think I've taken a Tern for the Wurst
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#5
I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away,
I don't know what a bird is
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#6
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ?
A: Duck
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#7
What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'
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#8
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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#9
"look, you know i LOVE calling birds.
love. but FOUR? jesus, phil, i don't have room for this shit and you knew that!"
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#10
What is Gollum's favourite bird?
A Smeagull! :D
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#11
I think my dad messed up the "birds & bees" talk when I was a kid
because now I can't look at a sparrow without getting horny.
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#12
On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird?
You don't want to know.
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#13
My last girlfriend ate a like a bird She literally
banged her head repeatedly onto the table to eat
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#14
I visited the new aviary everyone's talking
about but I think it's for the birds.
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#15
What's a prostitute's favourite type of bird?
A cock-r-two
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#16
6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads.
7yo: why do you need to be a bird? my 7yo is ready for twitter.
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#17
can we have one night where you don't act like spiderman "ok" [hour later
a bird/panther type thing steals wife's purse] "don't look at me"
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#18
If a...
If a black bird brings black babies, and a blue bird brings blue babies.. What kind of bird brings no babies? A swallow.
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#19
Bird pokemon must live in mexico because today a local pointed at me and said pinche joto.
(The j has an h sound dummy)
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#20
The bird developed an illness.
i think it started when the bird flu.
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