What Are Birds Jokes?
Birds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of birds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Progress Johnny do you still throw stones at birds ?
No sir, now i use slingshot.
#2
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
#3
What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?
Birds of Pray
#4
I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one.
n6 am is too early.
#5
"Do you like exotic birds?
" Yea, you do look like you've had a cock-or-two.
#6
Mom: a little birdie told me you got drunk last night
Me: you're the one friggen talking to birds
#7
Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks?
The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds.
#8
How to kill two birds with one stone: Step 1: throw a stone at a bird
Step 2: go pick up that stone Step 3: throw it at another bird
#9
Why are birds always short on cash?
Because they have bills.
#10
Is it just me, or are birds really popular lately?
I know several people who are having "superb owl" parties next month
#11
Two birds are sitting on a perch.
One bird says to the other, "Do you smell fish?"
#12
2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks.
2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme.
#13
What has four legs and can fly?
Two Birds!
#14
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it.
Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard.
#15
Birds do it.
Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's crash headfirst into this guy going 80 mph's windshield.
#16
Stephen Hawking's favourite videogame?
Flappy birds
#17
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.
#18
I think my dad messed up the "birds & bees" talk when I was a kid
because now I can't look at a sparrow without getting horny.
#19
Cop (catches me with a bag of marijuana, a dead duck and a dead crow): Sir, what were you doing?
Me: Killing two birds while being stoned.
#20
When we draw birds we basically
just draw flying mustaches.
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